45 Cringy Yet Hilarious Text Messages From Food Delivery Workers That Would Make Anyone’s Day
Several alternative food delivery businesses have emerged during the past few years. Many consumers have found these delivery services to be lifesavers in times when they simply lack the energy to prepare. But occasionally, just like with everything else, these drivers text a little too much. We thought it could be amusing to assemble a collection of some texts from food delivery personnel that could be both weird and entertaining because occasionally they can be quite funny.
Talk to Text
When it comes to using a phone while driving, there are many risks. As a result, many people use talk-to-text to stay in touch with everyone. For those who deliver food, this may be quite useful.
Talk To Text
Maybe it’s not so good if you’re this man. If our driver texted us something like this, it would make us giggle. However, we believe that we could also appreciate where he was coming from.
No Lasagna
The opportunity to shop for groceries is now being offered by many of these delivery businesses. This makes it quite handy for parents who don’t have a lot of free time to run these quick errands.
No Lasagna
We believe there is no need to use language of this nature, despite the fact that we’re sure it can be very stressful for the delivery guy to pick up all the food.
I’m Batman
There is something admirable about someone who takes pride in their work and wants their clients to be satisfied. We can therefore respect the commitment to his work and desire to have a little fun that this food delivery man shows.
I’m Batman
Unless, of course, this is Batman and he’s had to take a second job due to financial hardship. Then, we begin to feel as though the situation is genuinely sad.
Follow the Light
We can understand how it could be difficult for those who deliver food to secure housing in some neighborhoods. That can require the individual receiving the food to lend a helping hand.
Follow The Light
However, we’re not clear why this individual chose to use a beacon instead of simply sending the driver a Google pin. Though it’s an original idea, it might not work out too well.
Pick a Number
It can be entertaining to joke around with a stranger you’re conducting business with. There are times when you don’t play, but it might elevate customer service to a whole new level.
Pick A Number
For us, that would be in relation to our food, therefore the deliveryman needs to cool off immediately. Otherwise, he will quickly lose that tip!
Long Wait
Sometimes the delivery staff has little control over how long it takes to deliver the food to you. They must contend with lineups much like we would if we went to a restaurant, after all.
Long Wait
Because this motorist experienced a lot in a short period of time, let’s simply hope that this person was really understanding. It’s incredible that he persevered though it all. Undoubtedly, they have more patience than we would have.
Meet Me on the Roof
Many people find sarcasm to be amusing and believe it to be a useful technique. But the last thing you want is for your Uber Eats driver to take advantage of you while you’re waiting for your dinner after a hard day.
Meet Me On The Roof
Perhaps on a different day, this would have been a lot of fun, but if we were this individual, we would surely be upset. At the main entrance, we may have thrown a few choice words at this delivery person!
Reassign Your Order
The last thing you need while you’re waiting for meals is a note from your delivery person saying that he won’t make it because he’s going to jail. After all, if your meal is traveling to the police station with him, how are you meant to get it?
Reassign Your Order
We aren’t sure if we would be laughing at the circumstance or irritated that we didn’t get our dinner. In either case, it makes for a fascinating social media post!
Justice League of Food
Possessing a delivery driver with a little personality has many advantages. If your driver sends you messages like this, it might make your day. Not only is he giving you food, but he also has a great sense of humor.
Justice League Of Food
Though this might not be as entertaining for you as it is for us if you aren’t a fan of comic book characters. However, you would at the very least be able to recognize that they are making the most of their circumstances.
Making a Statement
It’s clear that when you order meals from fast food restaurants for delivery, you’re not constantly thinking about what can happen after you cram that delicious food in your mouth.
Making A Statement
Additionally, you don’t want your driver to try and discredit you by applying a filter to your photo. Given that he is further undermining our confidence, this individual would most definitely not be receiving a tip!
I’m Going to Be Late
Delivering food while driving from one location to another is risky in and of itself. You must constantly exercise caution because you are not the only person on the streets. Unfortunately for this guy, things didn’t quite turn out that way.
I’m Going To Be Late
We hope everything is fine and that UberEats will eventually be able to assist them. Even our food wouldn’t truly be a problem for us.
Let Me Check
It’s always good when the delivery person goes above and beyond to make sure you have what you want. Therefore, it’s very awesome that this guy was ready to check out a restaurant to make sure it was even open.
Let Me Check
On the other hand, if he neglected to contact us and inform us of the situation with our boneless wings, we might become concerned!
Add-On
When ordering in a busy environment, you frequently have a tendency to neglect items. If you remember something after you’ve already placed the order, several delivery services let you get in touch with the driver to see if they can help.
Add On
At first, this guy is a little rude, but he eventually gets put in his place. This driver needs to just follow the flow of traffic.
Pick-Up Lines
No matter what business you work for, you’ll meet a lot of people as a meal delivery guy. You could think it’s acceptable to approach and flirt with some of those people since you find them appealing.
Pick Up Lines
This is a little unsettling, though, as you must consider that you only ever had one encounter with them. We sincerely hope that this guy responded or at the very least blocked the number.
Quality Control
It can be annoying when you receive your food and it seems like something is missing, but it would be really unsettling to open your order and discover that something has been eaten. Even though this is a difficulty, at least he was considerate enough to inform them.
Quality Control
Maybe the driver was just trying to do the right thing and make sure the food was good? What are you going to do? Or maybe they were just hungry.
Relayed the Message
The fact that many of these delivery services let you enter particular instructions is really nice. This enables you to personalize your service as you choose and ensures that certain conditions won’t prohibit you from receiving your food.
Relayed The Message
But it seems fairly weird to have your driver apologize on your behalf. Stranger still, it seems like this guy did it, thus he should get a good tip.
TMI
It’s one thing to be enthusiastic about your work. When someone tips you, it’s one thing to overreact a little bit. Although it’s wonderful to have a little additional money in your pocket, we do understand that. With what this person claimed he wanted to accomplish, it’s probably a tad excessive.
TMI
We believe this guy should have kept it professional and simply said “thank you,” as things between the two of them had just gotten very strange.
Sorry!
Like any employment, food delivery drivers occasionally work long shifts. This can imply that there isn’t much downtime, particularly if they are constantly receiving orders. We can appreciate how challenging it would be to ride in a van full of delicious-smelling food without getting a little peckish.
Sorry!
In contrast, we’d be furious if our driver said that our food had been consumed. But at least he messaged them and didn’t abandon them.
Meme Me My Food
Using memes and GIFs with your friends and on social media is a great idea. However, we’re not sure if it should be applied to your customer communications. We may be off base!
Meme Me My Food
The fact that this GIF is so amusing demonstrates how passionately that order is supported. That may imply that it will arrive at the recipient promptly.
Have a Drink
Once you get to know your delivery person, it can be very cool. But very few, we’re certain, get the chance to be invited inside for a few drinks when they bring pizza.
Have A Drink
The two of them should exchange numbers because they appear like they could be close friends. We think this man is quite amazing.
Too Much?
Everyone, we’re sure, knows at least one individual who pushes their wackiness and zaniness too far. Sometimes doing that entails being a touch too outgoing and speaking without thinking, like this driver.
Too Much?
On the other hand, at least he’s communicating well and letting you know when he’ll be there. And it’s obvious that the food tastes wonderful because he appears to be rather hungry.
Awesome Day
Some individuals think it’s fantastic to have a catchphrase, just like in movies and television shows. However, catchphrases aren’t normally used to finish sentences, so someone needs to firmly remind this driver that he needs to scale back a little.
Awesome Day
At least the person on the other end appears to be enjoying it. It appears contagious, and perhaps a new trend is developing…
Taking a Stroll
Drivers have a variety of options for how to transport food from one location to another. In addition to driving and biking, some people also walk. That seems like a poor form of transportation for a company trying to move goods quickly.
Taking A Stroll
But what if we were mistaken? Perhaps this man is one of the speedwalkers we frequently observe at shopping centers. The tip, however, will undoubtedly be very minimal due to the really chilly food.
Followed the Rules
Customer service representatives can feel a strong need to defy convention when dealing with impolite or demanding customers. But you have to repress that urge if you want to provide good customer service.
Followed The Rules
We are therefore really proud that this motorist made the decision to follow the law and comply with all requirements. Otherwise, it might have developed into a quite tense circumstance.
Off Topic
We can only hope that this bizarre incident included someone sending a text to the wrong person while intending to send it to another. Otherwise, there might be more voices in the driver’s head than we’d like to hear.
Off Topic
After all, how do you transition from speaking to Solomon about soy sauce?
This is obviously incorrect and must be a massive mistake!
Cancel That Order
Being really honest in the customer service sector is one thing; being disrespectful is quite another. Because their girlfriend consumed the food, this person is sincerely attempting to convince the customer to cancel the order.
Cancel That Order
We hope that someone took action and that the unfortunate victim was not made to pay! Why didn’t you simply purchase something for your girlfriend when you were at the restaurant?
Which Office?
There are undoubtedly several locations that are incredibly difficult to deliver to, but an office building would surely rank as one of the hardest. Given the various degrees of protection in use today, it could be difficult for the delivery person to locate the correct location.
Which Office
We can understand the driver’s displeasure because you would hope that the individual would be helpful in those situation, but he doesn’t seem to be.
Left it for You
Many delivery businesses appreciate it when customers take photos of the location where the meal was left so they have documentation of delivery. I don’t believe the business really cares if you were present when they opened the door, though.
Left It For You
We speculate that it might also be extremely humorous. It was kind of hilarious in this circumstance, so maybe everything will work out. We’ll let you make that decision.
No Cheese
One requirement of a delivery driver is that they must be able to speak with the person they are delivering meals to. It need not be flawless, but it must be something they can understand.
No Cheese
This person doesn’t have a strong command of English or grammar, so that could be a little difficult. We just hope that both parties to the exchange exercised some patience.
If You’re Froggy
When a driver automatically sends you suggestions for how to earn more money in tips, it’s very straightforward. Being creative is not a negative thing, but you should be prepared for certain individuals who won’t appreciate it.
If You’re Froggy
Although we believe this person should have been a little kinder about it, we recognize how inconvenient it can be to be asked for a tip.
What Did You Say?
When speaking to friends, there is merit in being genuine. Bringing that to work could result in many strange interactions and be highly unprofessional. Similar to how it worked for the food delivery man.
What Did You Say
The final interaction would be the final straw for us since we would not like being treated like a dog.
Love Is in the Air
You never know where your soul partner may turn up. However, you are highly unlikely to discover such person in the person who delivers food to your door. However, we guess anything is possible and you never know!
Love Is In The Air
But before texts like this occur, you do need to at least have a good chat. Certainly, it is how we feel. Do you believe that ordering a whopper could lead you to your soul mate?
Too Aggressive
Make sure the image you give is not weird if you decide to seize the chance to flirt with someone. This is not the way to discover your soul mate or get a good tip. The driver also had the option of waiting until they had at least delivered the food.
Too Aggressive
We unquestionably would have the same response as the individual who is waiting for food. Without a doubt, it would be uncomfortable.
Repeat That Again!
In order to be heard in life, we all need to occasionally speak more than once. But this seems a tad over the top. It doesn’t appear that the message is crystal clear.
Repeat That Again!
It may not even be appropriate grammar, which makes it more challenging to grasp. We hope they eventually received their food. Otherwise, this is a really peculiar circumstance.
No, Thank You!
This meal delivery worker has discovered one of those lines that should never be crossed. This person used a little too much graphic language in their texts, and we’re sure they’ll face some serious consequences.
No, Thank You!
We don’t know why this person felt so comfortable with his client. We really wanted to hear what was being said at the door. Perhaps there was an event that triggered this?
How Do You Know?
I don’t know about you, but we appreciate funny customer service representatives. The encounters we have with them become so much more joyful as a result. One subject, though, you should never make light of: food.
How Do You Know?
We would have loved to see the driver’s expression as they arrived at the house since they are tempting fate. We hope they have enough time to cool off and stop worrying about discovering this guy’s unknown secret.
Fix Yourself Something Else
We’ve all experienced those moments when we just can’t take it anymore and give up. While standing in line, this motorist appears to have had one of those. But what really surprises me is their arrogance in making suggestions to their clients!
Fix Yourself Something Else
We wouldn’t have even responded if we were this person, and even if we had, we wouldn’t be pleading with you not to eat smoked sausages!
Boss?
Some people simply feel a kinship with someone when they first encounter them in life. But often, there’s more exchange than “here’s your order” and “thank you,” and it seems like this individual is making extra effort to build that connection.
Boss?
It’s definitely a bit excessive that the driver has already given his new customer a nickname. Furthermore, we have a very odd sensation about the nickname!
#What
On social media, hashtags are very significant and frequently used. But you shouldn’t expect to receive a list like this in response to a text message concerning your diet. We might be a little perplexed about what this all meant if we were them.
#What
We could only assume that someone had copied and pasted their Instagram list without their knowledge. Either that, or they’re attempting to convey a message subliminally. After all, the hashtags here appear to be related to exercise.
Riddle Me This
In many different kinds of relationships, a little mystery can be beneficial. However, it doesn’t go over well with the customer who is waiting for the delivery and the delivery driver. You only want your food most of the time, not a conversation, after all.
Riddle Me This
Then then, perhaps this individual is merely attempting to reveal a little bit about his genuine nature? Who knows, maybe he’ll make friends with at least one of his clients as a result of this little game!
Getting Better
Meeting someone who genuinely cares about their work is always pleasant. When it comes to food delivery men, it may seem uncommon, but at least one exists and likes to inform his clients.
Getting Better
Given that, it’s possible that this man is a little too committed to his work. If you catch our drift, it does seem as though he may be a touch too enthusiastic about his work.
Working for Those Tips
We are aware that anyone employed in the food industry has a propensity to depend entirely on gratuities. So we can understand why they are constantly attempting to increase the tip. However, intimidating your customer is not the greatest approach to accomplish it.
Working For Those Tips
We can make a guess as to the driver’s day while not knowing for sure. Whatever we came up with, we’re fairly confident, would be fairly obvious.
Some Inspirational Reading
Some subjects simply shouldn’t be discussed at work. Politics and religion have no place in texts given to clients, just like at the dinner table. That is, at least, what we believe!
Some Inspirational Reading
But this person has a different notion. What did this person observe when he left the meal behind that gave him the impression that people needed the good word in their lives?
Something Wrong?
It seems inappropriate to begin texting in this manner. What did this person do to deserve that kind of treatment? We sincerely hope that this driver is not anticipating a tip of any kind! If so, he isn’t the crayon with the sharpest point in the box.
Something Wrong
We would have been able to say a lot more than this individual did. After all, there were numerous foul words but no initiating event. We just get the impression that someone is miserable right now!
Wanted
Being self-assured is advantageous, especially when dealing with clients. Even to be able to stare into these strangers’ eyes requires some level of confidence.
Wanted
This, though, seems a little too confident. At least the driver didn’t drive too quickly. He began with a straightforward message before veering off into extremely strange area too rapidly.